I'd Rather Be Stalking Unisex Tank
While we find it humorous, "I'd Rather Be Stalking" is perhaps our most offensive and politically incorrect unisex tank (aka athletic shirt) design yet.
If you believe that the media hysteria decrying an alleged "stalking epidemic" has gone a bit too far; if you have no problem with offending people who could use some offending; if you are willing to risk being sent to counseling by your HR Department or expelled from school; if you understand that this design has little to do with any actual stalking, but a lot to do with sticking it to the self-appointed culture guardians who believe that "Freedom from Offense" is a Constitutional right, then this is the tank top for you.
Super-stylish, lightweight tank top. Great summer weather choice from a trusted brand. Materials: 4.2 oz., 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, 30 singles. Premium-feel men's/ tank-top. Soft material, lightweight, with side seams, standard fit.
Currently available in 5 sizes and 8 colors!
The "I'd Rather Be Stalking" design is also available on t-shirts, v-neck tees, long sleeve t-shirts, sweatshirts, and pullover hoodies.
Canvas Unisex Tank
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