I'd Rather Be Stalking Women's Wide Strap Tank

  • $20.95


While we find it humorous, "I'd Rather Be Stalking" is perhaps our most offensive, creepy, and politically incorrect women's tank top design yet.

If you believe that the media hysteria decrying an alleged "stalking epidemic" has gone a bit too far; if you have no problem with offending people who could use some offending; if you are willing to risk being sent to counseling by your HR Department or expelled from school; if you understand that this design has little to do with any actual stalking, but a lot to do with sticking it to the self-appointed culture guardians who believe that "Freedom from Offense" is a Constitutional right, then this is the tank top (aka athletic shirt) for you.

Super stylish, fitted ladies' tank top. Great summer weather choice from a trusted brand. We recommend ordering at least one size up as Bella products run smaller than other brands. Materials: 5.8 oz., 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Super-soft 1x1 Bay rib knit. Side-seamed wide straps, fitted body, self-binding on neck and armholes.

Currently available in 5 sizes and 6 colors!

The I'd Rather Be Stalking design is available on t-shirts, v-neck tees, long sleeve t-shirts, tank tops, sweatshirts, and pullover hoodies.

See the entire "I'd Rather Be Stalking" Collection

Bella Ladies Wide Strap Tank

Women's Size Chart S M L XL 2XL
Body Length 24″ 25″ 26″ 27″ 28″
Body Length Tolerance 0.75″ 0.75″ 0.75″ 0.75″ 0.75″
Body Width 11.5″ 12.5″ 13.5″ 14.5″ 15.5″
Body Width Tolerance 0.75″ 0.75″ 0.75″ 0.75″ 0.75″
Dress Size 2–4 4–8 8–10 10–12 12–14

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