I'd Rather Be Stalking Unisex T-Shirt
While we find it humorous, "I'd Rather Be Stalking" is perhaps our most offensive, creepy, and politically incorrect unisex t-shirt design yet.
If you believe that the media hysteria decrying an alleged "stalking epidemic" has gone a bit too far; if you have no problem with offending people who could use some offending; if you are willing to risk being sent to counseling by your HR Department or expelled from school; if you understand that this design has little to do with any actual stalking, but a lot to do with sticking it to the self-appointed culture guardians who believe that "Freedom from Offense" is a Constitutional right, then this is the t-shirt for you.
At this price it's downright cheap when you consider all the pleasure it will bring angering every progressive you meet -- all without having to utter a single word.
Stylish fitted t-shirt. Made from light, high quality cotton. Runs slightly longer than regular shirts. Materials: 4.2 oz., 100% combed ring-spun cotton jersey. Supremely soft, superior quality. Modern, slightly fitted shape.
Currently available in 7 sizes and 108 colors!
The "I'd Rather Be Stalking" design is also available on v-neck tees, long sleeve t-shirts, tanks, sweatshirts, and pullover hoodies.
Canvas Unisex T-Shirt
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