I'd Rather Be Stalking Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt

  • $20.95


While we find it humorous, "I'd Rather Be Stalking" is perhaps our most offensive and politically incorrect unisex v-neck t-shirt design yet.

If you believe that the media hysteria decrying an alleged "stalking epidemic" has gone a bit too far; if you have no problem with offending people who could use some offending; if you are willing to risk being sent to counseling by your HR Department or expelled from school; if you understand that this design has little to do with any actual stalking, but a lot to do with sticking it to the self-appointed culture guardians who believe that "Freedom from Offense" is a Constitutional right, then this is the t-shirt for you.

Stylish fitted v-neck t-shirt. Made from light, high-quality cotton. Materials: 4.2 oz., 100% combed ring-spun cotton. Supremely soft, superior quality. Modern, slightly fitted shape. Cover-stitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves.

Currently available in 6 sizes and 9 colors!

The "I'd Rather Be Stalking" design is also available on crew-neck t-shirts, v-neck tees, long sleeve t-shirts, tanks, sweatshirts, and pullover hoodies.

See the entire "I'd Rather Be Stalking" Collection

Canvas Unisex V-Neck T-Shirt

Adult Size Chart S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Body Length 27.75 28.75 29.75 30.75 31.75 32.75
Body Length Tolerance 1 1 1 1 1 1
Body Width 18 20 22 24 26 28
Body Width Tolerance 1 1 1 1 1 1
All measurements in inches.

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