I'd Rather Be Stalking Sweatshirt

  • $25.95

While we find it humorous, "I'd Rather Be Stalking" is perhaps our most offensive and politically incorrect sweatshirt design yet.

If you believe that the media hysteria decrying an alleged "stalking epidemic" has gone a bit too far; if you have no problem with offending people who could use some offending; if you are willing to risk being sent to counseling by your HR Department or expelled from school; if you understand that this design has little to do with any actual stalking, but a lot to do with sticking it to the self-appointed culture guardians who believe that "Freedom from Offense" is a Constitutional right, then this is the sweatshirt for you.

Generous fit. Soft, sturdy, easy to move around in sweatshirt — all the while looking really good. Materials: 7.75 oz., 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Air-Jet-Spun Yarn. Double-needle stitching. Set-in sleeves. 1x1 Athletic Rib with Lycra®. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.

Currently available in 8 sizes and 12 colors!

The "I'd Rather Be Stalking" design is also available on t-shirts, v-neck tees, long sleeve t-shirts, tanks, and pullover hoodies.

See the entire "I'd Rather Be Stalking" Collection

Gildan Crewneck Sweatshirt

Adult Size Chart S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Body Width 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34
Body Width Tolerance 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
Body Length 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33
Body Length Tolerance 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1
Sleeve Length from Center Back 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40
All measurements in inches.

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