I'd Rather Be Stalking T-Shirt

  • $17.95


While we find it humorous, "I'd Rather Be Stalking" is perhaps our most offensive, creepy, and politically incorrect t-shirt design yet.

If you believe that the media hysteria decrying an alleged "stalking epidemic" has gone a bit too far; if you have no problem with offending people who could use some offending; if you are willing to risk being sent to counseling by your HR Department or expelled from school; if you understand that this design has little to do with any actual stalking, but a lot to do with sticking it to the self-appointed culture guardians who believe that "Freedom from Offense" is a Constitutional right, then this really is the t-shirt for you.

Quality mid-weight t-shirt, with a standard fit. Materials: 5.3 oz 100% preshrunk cotton. Seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders. Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems. Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease.

Currently available in 8 sizes and 11 colors!

The "I'd Rather Be Stalking" design is also available on v-neck tees, long sleeve t-shirts, tanks, sweatshirts, and pullover hoodies.

Note that DV8s.com finds actual stalking to be a repugnant but inevitable byproduct of our digitized culture. Further, DV8s.com does not recommend, endorse, or support any illicit activities related to this sad, troubling, and potentially deadly practice. However, we also believe that the actions of criminals cannot be used to justify the curtailment of the freedoms guaranteed by the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

See the entire "I'd Rather Be Stalking" Collection

Gildan Short-Sleeve T-Shirt

Adult Size Chart S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Body Length 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
Body Width 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 32

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